In which Hannibal is subtle
#jfc hannibal #tone it down #how about some real puns #what do cannibals eat for breakfast? scambled legs. #he was running out of ingredients but luckily his friend gave him a hand. #don’t show up late to lunch hannibal or you’ll get the cold shoulder #never upset a cannibal. you might end up in hot water.#when hannibal throws a party he likes to serve finger foods.
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Say hello to Platinum Dragon!
This is incredibly fun and epic (both good and bad) role playing. The Platinum Dragon has descended upon the Smirnoff Knight’s Dungeons and Dragon’s Campaign to interact in the most sex crazed way a role player can play… mostly. Join a group favorite for a spice of role playing life.
Audio Fixed for this upload, the original voice was not always sync’d since it was recorded on a phone.
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Gonna get my dice on. *rolls d20…gets a 1*
1 Hector and the elf maiden, a Dungeons and Dragons sex scene starring Annie and Abed. Fucking hilarious, and from the amazing show, Community, of course.
Player 1: “Wait, is this thing strictly a water creature or can it fly?”
DM: “It flies when I say so.”
Player 2: “He’s the DM, he can attack us with puppy dog rays if he wants.”
So I’ve seen this post about our President of the United States which basically highlights several things he’s done for the country. My goal, is to show which (if any) are actually true, which are misleading, and which are false. I’ll put my comments about a certain point in bold italics. First, the introduction to the post following the picture of course, then the points addressed.
I’m about to get all sorts of political. If you don’t like it, this is not the blog you’re looking for. Move along.
Four years ago, I voted for a man who promised to bring change to our country. This year, I am planning on making the exact same vote. Plenty of people have many negative things to say about Barack Obama. Out of everything that has been said throughout not just this election year, but throughout the last four years, there is one simple statement that I absolutely cannot stand…
“Obama hasn’t done anything the entire time he’s been in office.”
(well, that and the whole, “OBAMA IS A MUSLIM TERRORIST” because believe it or not, there are still some idiots out there that truly believe this…)
Here I have for you, ladies and gentlemen, is a list of 108 things Obama has accomplished during his presidency so far.
1. Saved the collapse of the American automotive industry by making GM restructure before bailing them out, and putting incentive money to help the industry
This is something that many who favor Obama would argue was a good thing. How exactly did he save this company? Well, the government basically paid for the company so they wouldn’t go out of business. The government got this money from you, me, and anyone else who works and pays taxes. Essentially, the government now owns GM, which is why a lot of people refer to the company now (those on the right especially) as Government Motors.
When were we as the American people asked whether or not we wanted billions of dollars to be spent on a company who had essentially driven themselves into bankruptcy? Why is it our responsibility to cover the bill of a failing company? To save the jobs of the workers? One could argue this all day. There is a lot to this issue, including the Unions there and the ridiculous amount they get paid. Several economists have argued that now the company simply will not survive without government assistance again in the coming years, so the question is: Did the government (and the president) even save this company at all or did it just prolong it’s inevitable death?
Even further, how exactly has he saved the automotive industry? Detroit (a huge auto manufacturing city) is in shambles. They are literally bulldozing lots and it’s sad to see what was once a thriving city a ghost town now by comparison.
The auto industry wasn’t “saved”, it was bought. How many of you truly believe that these unions now won’t donate to his campaign or lobby for him. Purely a political and not a capitalist move. Companies NEED to fail. It opens the business market up for competition and it’s nothing new. Yes, people losing jobs is sad, sometimes even tragic. But life isn’t fair and if you work hard, you can get another job. Unions had a lot to do with this as well but that’s a topic for a different day I suppose.
2. Shifted the focus of the war from Iraq to Afghanistan, and putting the emphasis on reducing terrorism where it should have been all along.
I wouldn’t say he shifted the focus of the war to Afghanistan, he just continued the efforts of the mission: to find and kill/capture Bin Laden. Saddam Hussein being removed from power was a good thing. After all he and his brothers did have people thrown into wood chippers, committed genocide of the Kurds back in the 90’s (using different chemical weapons), had mass graves, and ruled with an iron fist giving their people hardly any freedoms. Granted, we didn’t find any weapons of mass destruction. We did however, eliminate a cruel dictator from power (along with his successors). Obama didn’t shift the focus of the war, he simply continued to follow the plans of the generals to complete the objective. Troops stayed in Iraq for a lot longer then he said they would and MORE troops were put on the ground in Afghanistan. I say this point is FALSE.
3. Relaxed Anti-American tensions throughout the world
This statement is simply false. Our enemies around the world do not think more of us then they did before Obama was elected into office, especially with a woman as the Secretary of State. FALSE STATEMENT.
4. Signed order to close the prisoner “torture camp” at Guantanamo Bay
This has not happened. FALSE STATEMENT.
5. Has made the environment a national priority, and a primary source for job creation.
I’m all for having a cleaner and more sustainable energy source to power everything we use for everyone on the planet now and future generations. However, the environment is NOT a primary source for job creation. Add to this the Solyndra scandal and things start to get fishy. I thought you said no lobbyists Mr. President…yeah ok.
Our unemployment rate hasn’t changed much at all since this new emphasis on the “Green” planet and environment. Why not focus on things that work? Nuclear power, nuclear fusion (finding a way to contain it), and drilling for more oil?
The idea of having wind powered cities and solar powered fleets of transport trucks and trains is a nice dream, but we need to snap back to reality. Work on the science of the clean energy and PRODUCE what you can now in the safest way possible. Gas isn’t getting any cheaper and we have literally millions of tons of oil beneath our feet and oceans. Why are other countries mining oil in OUR waters? Why aren’t WE extracting and refining it? I say this statement is FALSE.
The rest of these points will be blogged about later, but so far, it’s not looking good for the person who made this ridiculous post.
(Source: totescas)
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